Friday, Nov. 09, 2007 - 10:00 pm

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments...what is it?

1. Produce: Tomato
2. Bakery: Vienna bread
3. Meat: Boneless chicken breasts for the grill
4. Frozen: Steamer veggies
5. Dry goods: Wild rice

Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?

1. Dinner dress
2. T-shirt
3. Shorts

If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?

1. "It's not my day to watch him/her."
2. "Jasper, you're such a good boy."
3. "Harley! Get off my hair!"
4. "Aaaaahhh FUCK!"
5. "I couldn't possibly care less."

So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do them, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?

1. Sleep.
2. Eat.
3. Be a complete sarcastic brat.

Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?

1. Reading
2. Goofing off on the computer
3. Writing
4. Picking up the house
5. Nice, long shower

We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?

1. Primates
2. Reptiles
3. Polar bears

You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?

1. My Name Is Earl
2. Smallville
3. House
4. Prison Break (Don't really watch the show but...Dominic Purcell, hello!)

You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?

1. Mint chocolate chip
2. Chocolate peanut butter
3. White vanilla

Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?

1. Purple pen
2. Bigelow lip formula (mint)
3. Keys
4. mp3 player
5. Advil

You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?

1. Professional puppy cuddler
2. Photojournalist
3. Writer
4. SuperHero

If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?

1. MAKE your Mom take better care of herself.
2. Don't listen when they tell you to follow your gut and your heart.
3. Start watching what you eat NOW.
4. Don't wait so damn long to cut toxic people out of your life.

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